Monday, August 22, 2005

Stump a Nun - questions from the misinformed

Question for a nun,
Is organic wine associated with Jesus because he drank organic wine?
Sincerely,
Little Sister


Thank you for writing. However, nuns don't drink wine, only Trappist beer, which we spend much time studying for its character and special properties as Nun X has attested to in her contribution below. Perhaps though if you prayed more, Jesus would give you the answer.


Question for a nun,
Where is Lily's collar?
Confused,
Big Sister

Nuns can't see through walls nor in closed handbags. Only Jesus or Patrick Swayze's character in 'Ghost' can. However, look under your bed and see if it's around a dust bunny's neck.

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